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Bad iPhone Recordings

by The Handsome Woman

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1.
Swell 02:50
Time moves slow when you move. That's what Albert said, anyway. I know when I'll die. Didn't wanna know, but they told me anyway. I cannot believe how awesome it is. Sunlight feels no time as it hits our eyes. That's what Albert said, anyway. I have friends in unusual places. I cannot believe just how awesome it is.
2.
Dogs can talk, but are just too shy. Birds can fly, so they're the luckiest animal. People found a way to get themselves in the air, But without all of their machines, they'd still be stuck on the ground. This can't be true, because I know you. This can't be true, because you know me. No matter how hard I try, life happens anyway. People still try when they know they won't win, This says something profound about the nature of man. Pissed when his dog eats shit, while he eats all the shit that he can, These hypocritic primates forget where they began. This can't be true, because I know you. This can't be true, because you know me. No matter how hard I try, life happens anyway.
3.
Such a beautiful day. Such a beautiful day. Tryn'a find my way. Tryn'a find my way back home again. Such a beautiful day. Such a beautiful day. Nothing's ever going to stay the same again, The way it did with you.
4.
I cannot help but feel like Everything I do is not real. The way you fall doesn't effect where you'll land, Because that doesn't make any sense. So, fall calmly. Fall smooth. Fall calmly, dear, and you'll never lose. I do not understand a thing. I don't even look up when I hear the phone ring. [addition] The way you fall doesn't effect where you land. It can't be helped, but you can try all you can. So, fall calmly, dear. Fall smooth. Crash calmly Dear, You'll know what to do.
5.
Wonka Tonka 00:57
6.
Dream 01:56

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Random Voice Memos I had on my phone of some stuff I've been working on.
I probably don't want you to hear this

-Swell:
Time moves slow when you move.
That's what Albert said, anyway.
I know when I'll die.
Didn't wanna know, but they told me anyway.

I cannot believe how awesome it is.

Sunlight feels no time as it hits our eyes.
That's what Albert said, anyway.
I have friends in unusual places.

I cannot believe just how awesome it is.

-Luckiest Animal:
Dogs can talk, but are just too shy.
Birds can fly, so they're the luckiest animal.
People found a way to get themselves in the air,
But without all of their machines, they'd still be stuck on the ground.

This can't be true, because I know you.
This can't be true, because you know me.

[in acoustic version]:
No matter how hard I try, life happens anyway.

People still try when they know they won't win,
This says something profound about the nature of man.
Pissed when his dog eats shit, while he eats all the shit that he can,
These hypocritic primates forget where they began.

This can't be true, because I know you.
This can't be true, because you know me.

[in acoustic version]:
No matter how hard I try, life happens anyway.

-Beautiful Day:
Such a beautiful day.
Such a beautiful day.

Tryn'a find my way.
Tryn'a find my way back home again.

Such a beautiful day.
Such a beautiful day.

Nothing's ever going to stay the same again,
The way it did with you.

-Calmly Crashing:
I cannot help but feel like
Everything I do is not real.

The way you fall doesn't effect where you'll land,
Because that doesn't make any sense.

So, fall calmly.
Fall smooth.
Fall calmly, dear, and you'll never lose.

I do not understand a thing.
I don't even look up when I hear the phone ring.

[addition]
The way you fall doesn't effect where you land.
It can't be helped, but you can try all you can.

So, fall calmly, dear.
Fall smooth.

Crash calmly Dear,
(You'll know what to do.)

-Dream:
You're my latest obsession, but my greatest confession to you
Is: you're not the first.

And I've had that dream so many times,
That it just doesn't feel like a dream.
Life just isn't just how it seems.
Isn't that great?

If I've learned anything, it's that we're all the same and connected,
In more ways than one.

And I've had that dream so many times,
That it just doesn't feel like a dream.
Life just isn't just how it seems.
Isn't that great?

There's a door in my dream and it's infinitely far away from me,
And constantly closed.

I could fly overhead, but I'm stuck in my bed,
Because I'm captured
And constantly scared.

And I've had that dream so many times,
That it just doesn't feel like a dream.
Life just isn't just how it seems.
Isn't that true?

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released May 18, 2015

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